The Dilly Files

40,000 years ago... Sensational media headlines crop up every now and then citing scientists who theorize that once there existed a time in which the name J. Dilly or his possessed woodstoves were yet to be known. Of course, in our world, shredded by mutant dingoes and in which salvation solely stems from demonic furnaces, no one takes such ideas seriously and instead the headlines' sole merit lies in levity from the ceaseless gaze of the full moon, yet in his newest book, Dilly Iteration FMJ8849 takes some of the glib science and even fringe heterodoxy surrounding the possibility of a world before Dilly and works it into several humorous tales which "stake-out" eras in a hypothetical chronicle of the development of the Dilly Dominion. Literary critic Dilly Iteration PWM2445 lauds the inventive and "devil-may-care" attitude evident in Dilly Iteration FMJ8849's latest which is not afraid to upset social norms in its whimsical imaginings of a fictional history that never could have been. He writes, "Dilly Iteration FMJ8849 really put the "FUN" in "FUrNace" with this one. Grab a copy today and get ready to laugh your sides off imagining a ludicrous past that could only exists in the zany mind of Dilly Iteration FMJ8849!"