Halloween Heartbreak

Kenneth There are better things that I could be doing with my life other than interviewing Derek Heed, a quasi-famous football player in the middle of nowhere. And I'll admit, it's pretty lame at first, but when I catch Derek man-handling his wife, Selena, I have to do everything in my power to dig up the dirt. Giselle Life is fantastic in LA… until my photographer, Steve, asks me out. He's a great guy—don't get me wrong—but I just don't feel anything for him. It's someone else I have my eyes on, the famous fashion designer, Eliza Leon. But am I foolish to think that she'll ever return my feelings? Damascus Jennifer Reiner, the governor's daughter and love of my life, is all I can think about… even after she dumped my ass months ago. And now I'm nothing but a mess, sleeping all day and drinking all night. And even trying to jump back into the dating pool has proven useless for a hot mess like me. Until I meet Blair. She sure isn't Jennifer, but she's definitely pulling at my heartstrings. Brennan My life sucks! My brother is a big-time football player while I'm living in a shitty apartment with a woman I no longer love. But I only stayed for so long because it's easy, routine. Now I find myself moving back in with my parents because she decided to take her pants off and let another guy shove it in her—my best friend, nonetheless. How could my life get any worse?