Waterlines 5

(1) Reunion Dinner: When Jerry meets his old flame Carol at a dinner party, they venture out into the garden. Carol needs to relieve herself and her actions - and Jerry's - are misunderstood by the other watching guests with amusing results. (2) A Sexy Young Widow (sequel to An Accommodating Landlady, in Waterlines 3): Colin goes to lodge with Pam, a lonely young widow, and they share a number of sexual delights and a watersports fetish. Everything goes fine until a new lodger - a young woman - arrives. A changed atmosphere descends on the house, and Colin realises that his relationship with Pam can never be the same again. How can he extricate himself from this unhappy situation? EXTRACT After we’d eaten, we returned to the library and relaxed with liqueurs. Tanya invited the ladies to look round the house – they hadn’t lived there very long and she was eager to show off the changes they had already made. “I’d like to look round your garden, if I may,” said Carol. “It’s still twilight, and you’ve a huge amount to see out there.” .... There were large rhododendron bushes at the foot of the garden, and a tall brick wall beyond; beds of other flowers and bushes framed the remainder of the lawn, left and right. “I had to get out of there for some fresh air,” Carol smiled. “Weren’t you getting hot?” “It was warm in there. You know, at evening social gatherings in the old days, a couple of hundred years ago, people used to excuse themselves to take the night air when they wanted to step out for a pee. Ladies went to the left of the garden, and gentlemen to the right. Ladies and gentlemen never used to walk round the garden together on those occasions.” We approached the rhododendron bushes. .... “I need to pee. Shall we go back?” “You could do it out here, behind the bushes, just like they did in the days of Jane Austen. Ladies stood in those days, as they wore no underwear. Nobody would see you here. And it reminds me of another time....” “Yes. While I relieved myself, you pleasured yourself. Come on, then.” We traced the path that took us behind the rhododendrons, close to the high wall. She pulled up her long skirt, holding open the leg of her panties to one side; I noticed she was wearing stockings, which were another turn-on for me. “May I go down and admire the view again?” “Oh, if you must....” I knelt in front of her, checking that we couldn’t be seen from the house.