A World Tour of Religion’s Weirdest Hits

Religion is humanity's oldest group project and possibly its weirdest. From child-eating gods and bronze bulls to talking oracles, penis parades, miracle bones, living mummies, and Wi-Fi holy water, this book takes you on a global tour of belief at its most theatrical. It is part travelogue through sacred oddities, part history of how fear, hope, and spectacle keep reinventing the divine. Without sneering at sincere faith, Dustin Gross pulls the curtain on the rituals, scams, fervors, and festivals that made ordinary people do extraordinary things in the name of the gods. Greek cannibal myths become lessons about power. Carthaginian bonfires turn into a mirror for modern sacrifice. Medieval relic mania reads like a marketing masterclass. Japanese sokushinbutsu and Tibetan sky burials show how holiness can blur into horror. Digital age mashups prove that new technologies always find a way to look sacred. It is funny, fast, and deeply sourced. Every chapter brings receipts in the back matter so the jokes land on a foundation of real history. If you like smart cultural tours with teeth, you will feel right at home in this temple of oddities. The point is not that religion is ridiculous. The point is that humans are endlessly inventive when we go hunting for meaning. Sometimes we find beauty. Sometimes we find nonsense. Often we find both in the same pew.