Crossworlds Academy - 1st Stage - My Stupid Sexy Life

So yeah, something happened that nobody really understands and seven different dimensions got linked together with this island thing in the middle. Whoops. So of course the worlds all got together and built an academy there. Yes, like a school. I don't know, it probably seemed like a good idea at the time. "Hey, let's just put all our young people together, get some cross-cultural synergy happening, I believe the children are the future" and all that crap. Is it working? Hell if I know. That's not my job. What is my job? Adjutant to this new guy coming in. I mean yeah, we all know what happened to the first one. That was a hell of a mess. Let's just hope this one comes equipped with basic common sense even though he definitely won't and my life is about to get a hell of a lot messier. Wish I could just do this thing myself but apparently futa technology is not quite there yet. So we need a guy, because apparently Earth Needs You To Impregnate Interdimensional Babes. I don't really get it either. But the people upstairs say it's got to happen. Just between you and me, I'm way into it. Gonna make us some half-elves and half-catgirls and half-ghosts, or at least see if it's possible. Anyway. Better go meet this guy. Here comes the new idiot, same as the old idiot. Wonder how long this one'll last.