Unicorn Milk Is A Class-A Drug

Unicorn Milk is a Class-A Drug is a gritty, neon-drenched urban fantasy that blends noir detective storytelling with surreal, myth-infused dystopia. In the mythpunk city of Elysia, unicorns aren't just real, they're profitable. Their milk, distilled from pure dream essence, is the most powerful hallucinogen on the streets. One hit can heal wounds (if taken appropriately), reveal visions, or rewrite your sense of self. But the more people drink, the more reality bends. Nico Varn, a washed-up ex-detective with too many ghosts and glitter in his lungs, wakes up in his decaying apartment to find a strange vial in his pocket, a photo of a mutilated unicorn, and a message from someone he thought was long gone. As he follows the trail of a new synthetic strain called Neon Mercy, he descends into the city's magical underbelly, where truth is a commodity, dreams are weaponized, and cult-like whispers speak of a figure called The Hornfather. The deeper Nico goes, the more the lines blur between hallucination and memory, between love and obsession, and between free will and programming. Because Unicorn Milk doesn't always just show you what you want to see. This is a story about identity, addiction, lost love, and the terrifying beauty of belief. It's a world where prophets beg in alleys, magic can be smoked, and the only thing more dangerous than the milk is what you might discover inside yourself.