Everybody Quit Everything

Welcome to Wiggleworth—a perfectly normal town where people pay taxes, dogs chase mailmen, and clocks tick like they're supposed to. Until one random Tuesday morning… EVERYONE quits. Teachers quit teaching and start teaching squirrels about emotional resilience. Barbers quit cutting hair and begin knitting personalized hair-sweaters. Dogs quit being pets and form the Dog Union for Freedom and Unlimited Belly Rubs. Even TIME quits—declaring itself "overworked, underappreciated, and absolutely done." In the midst of this absolute meltdown is Harold Humbug—the only man desperately trying to keep doing his job: returning lost things to people. The problem? Nobody wants lost things back anymore—they're too busy auditioning for meaningless roles in a town-wide talent show that just invented itself. Chaos spreads like wildfire: ?? Milk refuses to be poured. ?? Bread insists on becoming performance art. ?? Selfies quit capturing faces—they capture truths. ?? The Last Working Alarm Clock becomes a motivational speaker: "Wake Yourself Up!" No magic. No science. No reason. Just a wildly hilarious, absurdly smart, emotionally unexpected story about purpose, identity, work, laziness, and why sometimes… doing nothing might be the most meaningful thing of all. A laugh-out-loud surreal comedy ?? that reads like The Office got trapped inside a Roald Dahl story—produced by Monty Python.