Feral Marketing

Tired of marketing advice that sounds like it was written by a robot in a suit? Yeah. Us too. This isn't another "hustle harder" manifesto from some guru who made his millions selling courses about making millions. This is the book for business owners who: Would rather eat glass than cold call Think "personal brand" sounds like a cult Believe customers are humans, not "leads" to be "converted" Want to grow without selling their soul or their contact list Here's what the marketing bros won't tell you: You don't need more followers. You don't need a 47-step funnel. You don't need to "disrupt" anything except maybe your own burnout. You need five simple loops that turn customers into raving fans who come back, bring friends, and actually mean it when they say "I love you guys." Inside, you'll discover: The Loop of Appreciation (a.k.a. the thank-you note that grew a business from 1,128 cookies to 87,000 in one year) The Loop of Trust (how to get reviews without begging like a sad emoji) The Loop of Simplifying (because complicated doesn't make you money, honey) The Loop of Engagement (connection without cringe) The Loop of Surprises (little treasures that create legendary loyalty) No jargon. No three-letter acronyms. No selling out. Just proven, practical, human-first strategies that work for cookie-slingers, candle-pourers, dog-walkers, and every small business owner who refuses to be boring. Warning: May cause sudden clarity, uncontrollable implementation, and a deep urge to fire your marketing consultant. "Finally, a marketing book that doesn't make me want to throw up in my mouth." — Every small business owner who's ever been told to "just post more content" JEN WEILAND (a.k.a. Mz Cookie) grew her business without ads, without cold outreach, and without becoming a walking coupon. She did it by caring about people more than profits. Radical, right? She's here to show you how to do the same—with heart, humor, and zero BS. A portion of proceeds supports veteran mental health initiatives.