Bill The Vampire

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE’S NOT ONE OF THEM. My name’s Bill Ryder and I miss the days when my life was all about D&D, cold beer, and still having a pulse. Sadly, that came to an end the night I met Sally, a blonde bombshell with a sharp wit and even sharper teeth. Now I'm a vampire, surrounded by undead assholes who are stronger, faster, and better looking than me. Worse, their leader, a douche-canoe called Night Razor, is looking for any excuse to put me out of his misery. There’s just one small catch. I'm a rare breed of vamp, one who’s immune to his control and not afraid to tell him where to shove it. Good thing too because my roommates would rather set me on fire than help, while Sally's too busy exploiting me for personal gain. Talk about a freaking dumpster fire. I might be a bloodsucking predator of the night, but if I don't get my act together, I'll end up at the bottom of the food chain. ---------- Bram Stoker meets Revenge of the Nerds in Bill The Vampire – book one of The Tome of Bill, the vampire comedy series that’ll leave you thirsting for more. If you’re a fan of Hunter Blain, Steve McHugh, Christopher Moore, or What We Do in the Shadows, this hilarious horror comedy will keep you laughing from dusk till dawn. Don’t miss out! Grab your copy of Bill The Vampire now and prepare die laughing. Content Warning: This book contains violence, gore, crude humor, and a buttload of swearing.