Closing Costs and Corpse Curses: Book 2

Legal Thriller - Corporate Satire - Cosmic Horror - Dark Comedy Arthur Howard finally knows how to survive the supernatural real-estate business. He just has no idea what to do when the entire city becomes the property. After climbing from disposable open-house bait to a Diamond Tier Liquidator, Arthur has learned that demons can be contained, cursed properties can be sold, and even ancient monsters can be trapped by the right contract. But his biggest deal is about to become his biggest mistake. Together with building inspector Christine Vance and occult stager Jessica Cruz, Arthur launches a dangerous campaign against the hidden infrastructure powering Sam Vance's supernatural real-estate empire. Their targets include underground soul-transfer stations, infernal landlords, and a sixty-story corporate tower that feeds on exhausted financial workers. Arthur's solution? Don't destroy the monster. Make it sign a lease. The plan works—until Sam Vance reveals the horrifying truth. Every cursed property Arthur has repaired and every supernatural defect he has legally resolved has quietly completed another piece of an occult network beneath Manhattan. Now the penthouse deals, hostile takeovers, and supernatural contracts were never about profit. They were construction. And the final closing is about to open a door beneath Central Park. Closing Costs and Corpse Curses: Book Two is a darkly hilarious urban fantasy thriller featuring occult real estate, corporate horror, demonic contracts, supernatural suspense, cosmic horror, hostile takeovers, and a magic system where leases, zoning violations, and financial paperwork can reshape reality.