Ctrl+Alt+Reincarnate

Urban Fantasy – Workplace Comedy – Cozy Fantasy When one overworked clerk spills an energy drink onto a twenty-year-old keyboard, she accidentally reincarnates history's most bloodthirsty tyrant... as a Golden Retriever puppy. Jennifer Walker only wanted to survive another shift inside the Department of Terrestrial Sorting—a crumbling afterlife bureaucracy where outdated computers, impossible quotas, and endless paperwork decide every soul's next life. Now a catastrophic clerical error has sent General Malakor, an infamous conqueror responsible for unimaginable atrocities, into the fluffy body of an adorable suburban puppy in Ohio. Unfortunately, the universe has noticed. With only hours before reality itself is automatically erased, Jennifer is forced into an illegal mission with Ian Graham, an impossibly meticulous karma auditor cursed to remember forty previous lifetimes. Together they must travel to Earth, outsmart corrupt celestial administrators, expose a conspiracy hidden deep within the afterlife, and somehow convince a genocidal warlord that belly rubs are better than world domination. Filled with razor-sharp workplace satire, unforgettable characters, cozy fantasy charm, slow-burn romance, supernatural bureaucracy, reincarnation, and laugh-out-loud absurdity, Ctrl+Alt+Reincarnate is a wildly imaginative fantasy adventure about second chances, redemption, and discovering that even the darkest soul might become humanity's very best boy. Perfect for readers who enjoy quirky fantasy, magical bureaucracy, humorous adventures, found family, paranormal comedy, and emotionally satisfying character-driven fiction.