Do Vampires Need A Passport?

Urban Fantasy – Humorous Fantasy – Satirical Black Comedy Count Timothy Scott has survived empires, wars, revolutions, and centuries of mortal superstition. But nothing has prepared him for modern air travel. An ancient vampire aristocrat with an 1888 passport, a coffin-sized piece of luggage, and a sleeping vampire bride, Timothy expects his journey through the mortal world to be a minor inconvenience. Instead, he finds himself trapped in a nightmare of baggage fees, expired documents, customs regulations, security checkpoints, delayed flights, and an airport employee who is completely unimpressed by supernatural power. Linda Moore has dealt with dimensional rifts, demons, void creatures, magical contamination, and angry monsters before. To her, Timothy Scott is just another passenger who hasn't filled out the right form. As a routine international flight spirals into spatial turbulence, baggage disasters, biological cargo violations, and interdimensional delays, an ancient vampire discovers the one force he cannot intimidate, hypnotize, or destroy: bureaucracy. Funny, absurd, and sharply satirical, Do Vampires Need A Passport? is a hilarious urban fantasy about vampires, monsters, airline travel, and the uniquely terrifying machinery of modern civilization.