The First Book Of David

Sir David the Bard or David was an ex-temple worker for the Mormon Church 2021 edition. Being a active member for 50 years, he married 6 times and bore 13 children while completing nearly 2 masters degrees at BYU. This is a compilation of his rants, raves, funny stories and crazy experiences being an ex-Mormon in a totally dominant Mormon society. His views may seem unbelievable but they are actually true and really happened to him. His stories are unique, funny, and crazy as only Sir David the Bard can tell them. *Find out about the secret fireproof and bullet proof underwear. *Learn about the secret satanic ritual abuse done by some bishops. *Mormon scams and ponsey schemes. *Learn how Sir David got locked in his own room by a possessed Mormon article bought at the DI (Mormon thrift store) See how the Mormon Church is trying to save Sweden because of mass Mormon exodus. *Infamous American criminals you won't believe were Mormon . The new app that all bishops have to rate you 1 through 12. *See an outrageous partial list of Mormon Church assets. The Gay issue in the Mormon Church. *I came home and found my wife naked, painted green, and wearing a Bowie knife, and hearing her say she had been talking to ghost's, demons, werewolves, and goblins on the roof.