Glitter and Goblins

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Welcome back to a world where the mundane is delightfully absent and the absurd reigns supreme. Forget dusty tomes and brooding heroes—we’re diving headfirst into a chaotic carnival of fantasy, where the only constant is the sheer, unadulterated joy of utter ridiculousness. This is not your grandfather's fantasy novel (unless your grandfather happened to be a particularly flamboyant, glitter-loving revolutionary). When a bizarre magical curse begins transforming townsfolk into objects that reflect their personalities (like the grumpy blacksmith turned into an anvil), the group is tasked with uncovering the source of the enchantment before the entire realm is reduced to inanimate chaos. Their journey takes them through hilariously dangerous terrain—like a swamp with an existential crisis, a cave that critiques their life choices, and an orc-infested forest where Vidalia’s impromptu drag performance becomes their only means of escape. Packed with humor, heart, and a healthy dose of glitter, Tutus, Trouble, and Totally Unnecessary Magic is a laugh-out-loud fantasy adventure that proves even the strangest group of misfits can shine when the world needs them most.st fighting for the fate of the world; they're fighting for their sanity, their dignity, and their right to wear tutus without judgment.