Grognar 2 Now With 75% More Glitter

Grognar 2: Now with 75% More Glitter is a darkly absurd, side-splittingly irreverent fantasy romp through the underworld of dungeon management, where the greatest threat to adventurers isn't always the death traps—it's the glitter. So much glitter. Grognar, a Goregoblin with delusions of grandeur and a business sense powered by spite and shiny objects, returns in this explosive sequel to Grognar the Glorious (Sort Of). Now crowned (accidentally) as the Dungeon Lord of a subterranean deathtrap, Grognar must navigate bureaucratic hell, malfunctioning traps, sass-laden spectral assistants, and HR crises involving mimics and morale. At his side is a warband of questionable value but unforgettable personality: Sneaky the gibberling rogue with a dangerous addiction to sarcasm, Krug the well-meaning hobgoblin with the strategic instincts of a rock, Blibbit the goblin scholar who really just wanted tenure, and D.A.V.E.—an arcane dungeon operating system who provides all the help and encouragement of a passive-aggressive spreadsheet. Meanwhile, the traumatized adventurers from the first book—Elric, Vaelith, Tilda, and Nia—lick their wounds (and glitter) as they contemplate revenge, redemption, and bunny-proof armor. But will they be ready for Grognar's newest lineup of weaponized glitter cannons, traps built with questionable understanding of physics, and staff composed of kobolds with hard hats and a suspiciously musical spider union? This book isn't just dungeonpunk—it's dungeonderanged. Inside these gloriously stained pages, you'll find: A dungeon throne that sighs when sat upon Kobold contractors with union cards Sentient cheese-based weaponry A compliance inspector/succubus with legs that rewrite OSHA laws Glitter used as a weapon, deterrent, décor, and possibly sentient infestation Bureaucratic footnotes and performance reviews that could kill (and do) The Dungeon Administrative Voice Entity (D.A.V.E. ) who may in fact be writing your yearly bonus review right now Whether you're a fan of sarcastic goblins, failed adventurers, or dungeons held together by sarcasm and fungus, Grognar 2 serves up chaos with comedic timing sharp enough to sever a trap wire. Expect dangerous puns, explosive hugs, eldritch snack breaks, and just enough plot to keep the glitter from mutating. Prepare yourself for traps, tantrums, and terminal sparkle exposure. This is dungeon-building by committee, adventuring by accident, and comedy by design. Grognar 2: Now with 75% More Glitter. Because evil deserves to be fabulous.