I Will Not Go the F**k to Sleep

This highly varied humor collection, formerly a No. 2 humor bestseller, begins with an imaginary child's humorous response to "Go the F**k to Sleep" (a 2011 megaseller), asking: --What if a child, asked to go the f**k to sleep by its father, could respond in adult language? --What does a Daddy do if the new kitten and the Baby are at war? --Imagine 100 Indian super-yogis exported to the USA to help balance the Indian budget. --A Nuclear Weapons Fire Sale. --What does an immigrant do with a rotten chicken from the supermarket? --What's the real story of Adam and Eve getting kicked out of Paradise? etc. etc. This is an anytime book for adults who refuse to grow up or to go to sleep in this unreal and wacky world of jet-setting yogis, retired nukes, and presidents named Bush. This wide-ranging anthology of humor touches on daddies and kids, nukes and wackos, politicians and promises, and cats and Daddies. If you like occasionally silly, occasionally witty nonconformist humor, and are non-pc and NON-UPTIGHT, and are weilling to give humorists their license to totally change the subject, you will probably love this book. "Hysterical and informative. For the rebel in you. Great style and humor"--Linda J. Lundy, 5-star review