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When to call the police, part 7: When you have to climb a coconut tree and pluck the coconuts all by yourself, call the police. Freeze, police. If you eat jam and get stuck in a traffic jam, call the police. Freeze, police. If an elephant is chasing you from dawn to dusk, call the police. Freeze, police. If you have to watch a movie and that movie has no sound at all, call the police. Freeze, police. If your school administration forces you to pay fees every time you enter the school, call the police. Freeze, police. If you have to take an old cake near a lake, call the police. Freeze, police. If a tall building gets shorter and shorter day by day, call the police. Freeze, police. If you see a torture chamber full of roses and fragrance, call the police. Freeze, police. If you have to climb on top of a tall mountain and the moon is laughing at you, call the police. Freeze, police. When to call the police, part 6: If you see a thief putting back whatever he has stolen, call the police. Freeze, police. If you see a dog sniffing an innocent person's shoes, call the police. Freeze, police. A hilariously absurd guide to the most unexpected moments when you should "Call the Police!"—or rather, shout “Freeze, police!” From coconut tree adventures to silent movies, jammed traffic to laughing moons, this collection blends surreal humor with a straight face. Written by Barakath, this quirky series delivers punchy lines and bizarre logic that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and possibly rethinking every traffic jam and old cake you’ve ever encountered. Perfect for fans of offbeat comedy and imaginative nonsense.