Splitting the Coffin

Paranormal Romance – Urban Fantasy – Romantic Comedy - Workplace Comedy She knows how to settle a divorce. She just never expected her clients to be immortal. Helen Ward has built her career on one simple principle: emotions are liabilities, and every liability can be quantified. A brilliant New York mediator, Helen is perfectly equipped to handle hostile spouses, billion-dollar estates, and petty battles over cookware. Then her managing partner assigns her the strangest case of her career: the divorce of Count Donald and Countess Sandra de la Nuit, two ancient vampires whose five-hundred-year marriage is governed by a blood-bound prenuptial contract. There is just one problem. If Helen fails to divide their supernatural fortune with absolute legal and magical precision, the contract will trigger—and both vampires will burn. Now Helen must navigate cursed estates, ancient bloodlines, immortal grudges, supernatural assets, and an eighty-two-year-old familiar who wants nothing more than a quiet retirement and decent dental insurance. But the longer Helen works with Donald, the harder it becomes to keep their relationship strictly professional. The weary vampire aristocrat may be dangerous, ancient, and impossible to intimidate—but beneath the centuries of bitterness, Helen discovers a man who understands her wounds far better than she expected. As a ruthless law firm partner begins manipulating the settlement for his own gain, Helen realizes the case is bigger than one vampire divorce. It may determine who truly owns the supernatural world beneath Manhattan. A sharp, witty paranormal romance packed with vampire politics, workplace comedy, supernatural legal drama, slow-burn chemistry, and darkly hilarious divorce battles. Because when immortals get divorced, "irreconcilable differences" can be fatal.