Vampires of Light

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. ?? Vampires of Light By Dan Bune Time broke. Love remembered. The Rewrite has begun. What happens when the guardian of time oversleeps by 3,721 years? You get a fractured multiverse, a glitchy reality, and a sarcastic llama with trust issues. Meet Xander, a TimeWeaver turned cosmic castaway. Awakening far beyond his era, he finds a universe corrupted by the Obscurant—a force of entropy feeding on fear and rewriting existence. Guided by ascended mentors like Buddha and Bruce Lee, ethereal Luminous beings, and his own fractured memories, Xander must retrieve the Shard of Oblivion before the Tenebris (fallen light-wielders) erase everything. But the multiverse isn’t giving up without a laugh. In Season Two, Xander joins forces with Kaia, a warrior-bard with charisma and killer instincts, and Carl, a telepathic llama with snack issues. Together, they’ll face: Timeline glitches and cosmic pyramid schemes Soul retrieval via karaoke and kazoo-fueled flashbacks Emotion-powered Robot Football that might heal the universe AI priestesses, council comedy, and vampiric overlords with fashion drama And a love story that rewrites fate with every heartbeat ?? Includes: Metaphysical battles of light and shadow Dreamworld martial arts and timeline training Multidimensional comedy with soul A fate-driven romance that could save existence For fans of Doctor Who, The Matrix, Good Omens, and metaphysical anime with heart. ? The Vampires of Light are real. ? The Rewrite is now. ? And yes—there will be kazoos.