Zero Chance

There are perks to being an invisible nobody when you're a socially deficient introvert. You don't have to deal with so many damn people because people…eww. Who wants that kind of attention? But it does have its drawbacks, too. Like the fact that the guy you have a super crush on doesn't see you either. No, wait. Keene Dugger does see Waverly. He just doesn't hit on her. Ever. And this obnoxious, loudmouthed, egotistical player hits on every girl around campus. Every girl, that is, except for Waverly. Cue the depression, am I right? So it's really not Waverly's fault when she accidentally, kind of impersonates his hookup one night at a party. I mean, the guy should make sure he knows who he's with before macking on someone in the dark. That's on him. But yikes, now he's all fixated on discovering who his mystery girl is, except there's zero chance Waverly is going to let him learn of her humiliating trickery. Keene is so determined to uncover her identity, however, that he enlists the help of his ghost mom who's been haunting the campus library, even though he'd prefer for her to just move on already. The problem is, Mom has unfinished business. She refuses to fade away until Keene finds true love. Too bad there's zero chance of him settling down with one person. Unless there is.