Boomer Gone Wild

What do you get when a foul-mouthed, half-naked, whiskey-chugging baby boomer disappears into the Adirondacks with a Doberman, a stash of weed, and zero f*cks to give? You get Boomer Gone Wild: Shit, Sasquatch & Spiritual Hangovers—a blisteringly funny, brutally honest, and sometimes-nude memoir of surviving nature, aging disgracefully, and flipping off the modern world from the nearest mountaintop. This ain't your average "find yourself in the woods" story. This is PhishStones unchained—cursing out GPS systems, dodging bears with flaming marshmallow sticks, skinny-dipping in glacier lakes, and accidentally becoming the mythical "Naked Sasquatch of Schroon Lake." Packed with twisted campfire tales, midlife meltdowns, spiritual misfires, and zero helpful survival tips, this book is for every burned-out soul who's ever fantasized about running off-grid, telling society to suck it, and finding peace (or a hangover) at the bottom of a bourbon bottle in bear country. Whether you're 30, 50, or dead inside, this book will slap you with laughter, spark your wild side, and maybe remind you that life ain't over until you say it is. Grab a copy, light a fire, and howl at the moon with your new favorite boomer outlaw.