The Dominic Wolfe Tales - Complete Boxset (Books 1-4)

Kinda Sorta Dead Dominic Wolfe dies for a living. You'd think it would be hard to screw up—dying should be a whole lot easier than living, wouldn't you think?—but if Dominic has one finely-honed talent, it's screwing up like a boss. Naturally, when a needy client demands the impossible—well, forbidden—Dominic figures, what could possibly go wrong? Oh, everything. Half Past Crazy Dominic Wolfe isn't perfect. Sometimes he forgets to put the toilet seat down. And yes, he might've accidentally unleashed a vengeful spirit on his best friend Otto. But hey—everyone makes mistakes, right? Nevertheless, Otto has become a mindless killing machine, ready to slaughter anyone unlucky enough to cross his path—including Dominic. With a trigger-happy detective breathing down his neck, it's up to Dominic to stop the carnage before it's too late. Which begs the question: how exactly does one kill a spirit without dooming its unwitting host? Wrong Side of Chaos There was a time when Dominic Wolfe enjoyed his job as a courier for the dead. But that was before he awakened a horde of bone-crunching giants in the divide. Since then, the entire underworld has fallen into complete chaos. Not that things are faring much better topside. Aside from Dominic's usual afflictions—broke with a penchant for Berry Cosmos, and therefore single—a corrupt cop is terrorizing the neighborhood. When Detective Slade calls upon Dominic to help bring the guy down, Dominic seizes the chance to do something right for once. It might be just what he needs to get back on track. Then again, it might just cost him everything. Better Late Than Stupid Hidden in the shadows of Dominic Wolfe's home town of Kansas City, a phantom widow is raking up millions of dollars and leaving a trail of bodies in her wake. Meanwhile, men, women and children have quietly converged by the hundreds on an abandoned oil rig off the gulf coast of Florida. What's the common denominator? Pfft. Who gives a crap? Dominic could think of a million things he'd rather do than play detective—stick his fingers in a fan, for example; break-dance in a pile of broken glass, or perhaps eat tofu—but as usual, the universe has other plans. Deep in the recesses of the divide, you see, something is stirring—a strange portal that has the entire realm on edge. Still, if Alexis and her little sister Ellie hadn't disappeared, Dominic might've found a way to ignore the whole situation. Under the circumstances, though, he has no choice but to run headlong into a storm of calculated deception—one that might just pit him against the people he cares about the most. Bite-sized and value-priced for readers with crap to do and bills to pay, the Dominic Wolfe series is at once dark, frightening and downright hilarious.