How To Train Your Partner : American Football, The Queer Playbook

How to Train Your Girlfriend: American Football — LGBTQ+ Edition Because Queer Love Deserves Touchdowns, Glitter, and Instant Replays Ready to turn Sunday game day into a runway of fabulous understanding and hilarious commentary? Whether you're a die-hard fan, a confused partner, or someone who just loves a little drama with your downs, this brilliantly queer guide to American football is your playbook to love, laughs, and leather-clad linebackers. In this gloriously campy, over-the-top romp, we break down football into digestible, delightful chapters bursting with humor, sass, and sequins. From explaining what a tight end actually does (besides looking good), to decoding fantasy football like it's a drag ball bracket — we leave no helmet unpolished. ?? Learn how: Tailgating is queer-coded brunch in a parking lot Linebackers are basically ballroom dancers in armor Touchdowns = emotional victories, complete with glitter tears Fashion and football are NOT mutually exclusive (yes, we see those cleats, queen) Featuring fabulous relationship metaphors, pop culture crossovers, and full-spectrum representation, this is the ultimate guide for partners, couples, chosen families, or anyone who's ever said, "What's a down and why are there four of them?" Whether you love football, love someone who loves football, or just love watching hot people run into each other in slow motion — this book is here to convert confusion into confidence. With laughter. And love. And sparkles. ????? Because football is gayer than it looks — and now, it's official.