Maybe Im The Problem?

Are you tired of being emotionally stable? Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis? Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking. From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all. Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like: Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life. Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster. Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics. The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams. Perfect for anyone who's ever: ? Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour. ? Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009. ? Texted “no worries!!” while absolutely seething with worry. ? Said “hope that helps!” in an email while actively panicking. ?? Warning: Side effects may include: Increased self-awareness, Decreased self-awareness, Or both simultaneously. Reader discretion is advised. (But don’t think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you’re overthinking whether you’re overthinking.)