Nun Interrupted

When Sister Mary Mercy and her squad receive a mysterious message inviting "her" to join a global spiritual movement, everyone assumes it's Mercy. It isn't. It's Lily. Before anyone can ask why, Lily is swept into HALO—an aggressively cheerful megachurch movement run by influencer-pastor Jasper Glow and an army of pastel-wielding teens with weaponized positivity. HALO doesn't want Lily's faith. They want her glow—and they'll emotionally brand her to get it. To save her, the Sisters of Perpetual Enforcement must navigate modern teenage spirituality: TikTok devotionals, glitter-based theology, ring-light drones, curated affirmations, and motivational threats. Unfortunately, none of them understand teenagers. Agnes tries to fight them. O'Malley tries to hack them. Mercy speaks through signs. Dismas cries dramatically. Elyse contemplates homicide. The goat… escalates. As Lily faces brainwashing disguised as kindness, the Sisters must dismantle HALO from the inside and remind her—and themselves—what real belonging looks like. Because sometimes the holiest thing you can do… is tell a teenager "no." Nun, Interrupted is a bright, absurd, heartfelt story about identity, emotional manipulation, and the terrifying purity of youth group culture—proving that even the softest soul can light the way home.