Scary Dead Things

THERE ARE REASONS WE FEAR THE NIGHT. HE STILL ISN’T ONE OF THEM. My name’s Bill Ryder and six months ago I died. However, I didn’t stay dead. Instead, I woke up a vampire, freshly recruited into a coven of immortal assholes. I thought I’d earned a break after defeating our former master, with maybe a bit of help from my friends, but no such luck. Now things are getting surreal in the world of the strange. New and powerful forces are rearing their ugly heads. None of this should be my problem but, thanks to me being a rare type of vamp, I seemingly have a target on my back. Making matters worse, one of the most powerful immortals on the planet wants my head because his daughter, a crazed vampire princess, has decided she wants the rest of me. It’s a toss-up which fate is worse. My only hope to survive this mess is to marshal my friends, master my powers, and somehow prove that, in a world of supernatural terrors, I’m the scariest dead thing of them all. ********** Join Bill in his quest to survive the hilarious horrors of Scary Dead Things – book two of the Tome of Bill, the quintessential vampire comedy series. Looking for a must read for fans of thrilling fantasy, gut-busting humor, and unforgettable characters? Then get your hands on Scary Dead Things now and plunge headfirst into a world where the undead are anything but dull! Genres: Urban Fantasy, Horror / Comedy, Action & Adventure Content Warning: adult language, violence, gore, sexual situations, sophomoric humor.