Self-Help for Serial Killers

This midlife crisis really is murder . . . Fox and Hazel have it all: two children, a beautiful home, and a late-night habit of eliminating people who deserve it. Yet work-life balance is hard when you want to kill bad men but raise good kids. With a school mum tyrant on Haze's case, and Fox struggling with performance anxiety after a botched kill, things are spiralling. Therapy isn't helping, and bullet journaling has taken on a whole new meaning. . . But when they accidentally draw a deadly mobster to their doorstep, the couple must pull it together - and fast. Because surviving in suburbia is no longer just a challenge. Now it's a real fight for their family's lives. And it turns out, self-help starts with staying alive. PRAISE FOR A SERIAL KILLER'S GUIDE TO MARRIAGE: * A BBC RADIO 2 BOOK CLUB PICK * 'Sexy, stylish, thrilling. A razor-sharp tale of marriage and murder.' CHRIS WHITAKER 'Your sassy, twisted must-read of 2025' JANICE HALLETT 'If you liked Mr & Mrs Smith, you'll love this' CLARE MACKINTOSH 'Darkly funny and clever' KATY BRENT 'Huge fun. You won't put it down.' HARRIET TYCE **'**Sharp, whip smart and laugh out loud funny' ANDREA MARA 'Dark, daring and disturbingly funny' LESLEY KARA 'A dark, twisted riot' ELLERY LLOYD