The Complete Snog Team Six Collection

WILD COMPLETELY TRUE PRAISE FOR THE SNOG TEAM SIX SERIES: "This book is so good, it might be better than me." - Jesus. "This book cured my cancer." - Said by no one ever. The Snog Team Six series is science fiction, fantasy, and humor mashed up in shameless—perfect—proportions. It's a story of scrappy misfits caught up in a fight they didn't pick but they will finish. You'll meet demons, gods, demigods, four nerdy kids, one (semi) reformed frat boy, and a East African ninja assassin who would rather be watching the Bachelorette. Beyond the numerous comparisons to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and Harry Potter, it's adored by fans of Rick Riordan's Percy Jackson and the Olympians; Jonathan Stroud's Bartimaeus series; Hank Green's Carl Saga; TJ Klune's the House in the Cerulean Sea; Garth Nix's Lefthanded Book Sellers; and Terry Pratchett's Discworld. It's irreverent, clever; full of humor and heart. You won't be able to put it down. No seriously, you won't because we've coated the covers in krazy-glue. You're welcome. "If you don't buy this book, kittens will die. And come on, who doesn't want to save kittens?" - Someone who loves kittens. "Why do you hate kittens? Do you just hate all good things? Who hurt you?" - Someone else who loves kittens and is very concerned about your life choices. "Reading this book was better than the time my dad backed his car over my bike." - Said by some kid who no longer has a bike. "I think this book gave me a rash." - Said by some kid who probably already had a rash and instead of "rash" meant to say, "reason to live." "This book changed my life." - Someone who the author definitely didn't pay to say that.