When You Gotta Go

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Meet Frankie Carter—single mum, serial over-thinker, and reluctant expert in the fine art of emergency urination. At 32, she’s got enough on her plate juggling a hyperactive six-year-old, a job she only half-likes, and a love life that’s drier than her bathroom floor (on a good day). But Frankie has one little problem. Well, bladder problem. Whether it’s school runs, first dates, or yoga classes, her body has a talent for betraying her at the worst possible moments. And when a disastrous meet-cute (featuring a very full bladder and a very handsome stranger) lands her in the path of charming but bewildered architect Tom, she’s forced to navigate romance, motherhood, and the constant fear of sneezing too hard. With a best friend who enables her worst ideas, an ex who won’t stop turning up at inconvenient times, and a school nativity play that somehow involves a camel costume and a portable loo, Frankie is in for a bumpy ride. Can she find love without embarrassment? Or will she just have to accept that sometimes, life is a little bit leaky? A laugh-out-loud, feel-good comedy for anyone who’s ever crossed their legs and prayed for the best.