The Black Irish

Too-Sweet's adventures continue in this outrageous fourth installment of the Too-Sweet Saga. Our heroine, Too-Sweet, along with Speedy Gonzales, have fled London by train to Liverpool. They take a ferry to Belfast, in Northern Ireland, along with ten kilos of cocaine that Speedy had stashed in a storage locker back in Soho. Upon arriving they rent a nasty old, boarded up bar, built out on a wharf called The Black Irish. They get help from their IRA friends to get things going. Too-Sweet decides to build a big mud pit in the center of the bar and feature nude wrestling with four fierce female Mud Honeys--who also serve drinks when not rolling around in the mud. Too-Sweet runs an ad back in London to get her old crew back. She is soon joined by Sista Idi Da-Da Amin, a 380-pound Nigerian transsexual who wears a blonde wig and looks like a gorilla in heat. Doc Flambeau, a graduate of Papa Doc’s School of Medicine in Port-au-Prince, Hatti and claims to be a genuine Witch Doctor. And Archie Greene, a white thug and bartender from the East End of London. Too-Sweet has a standing offer of five hundred quid for any Irish lad that can pin Sista Idi Da-Da in the mud. Of course, that is not an easy task pinning a 380-pound Nigerian Bush Bitch in the mud— As usual, our Queen of the South, from lower Alabama, has buzzard luck with her involvement with others. So, when the IRA boys rob an armored truck, wouldn’t you just know it--the police follow them, and it all leads back to The Black Irish and all hell breaks loose. Packed with humor, action, and outrageous characters, The Black Irish is a wild ride that will keep you laughing from start to finish."