Blanket Logic Under the Covers The Completely Unscientific Guide to Blankets

Blanket Logic Under the Covers The Completely Unscientific Guide to Blankets Have you ever gone to bed with one blanket... and somehow woken up under four? You're not alone. Welcome to Blanket Logic, a humorous look at the bedtime habits, blanket personalities, and cozy routines that make each of us unique. Why do some people wrap themselves like a burrito? Why does one foot always seem to sneak out from under the covers? Why do some of us own far more blankets than we could ever possibly need? And who keeps stealing the blankets in the middle of the night? Through funny stories, personal experiences, and laugh-out-loud observations, author Mitchell Ball explores the wonderfully illogical ways we all sleep. Inside you'll meet: The Multi-Blanket Sleeper The Blanket Hoarder The Blanket Burrito The Blanket Kicker The Blanket Nest Builder The Blanket Thief And many more unforgettable blanket personalities Along the way, you'll discover the history of blankets, explore different blanket materials, revisit favorite childhood blankets, and even uncover your own Blanket Logic Personality through interactive quizzes and fun reflections. Filled with charming black-and-white illustrations and relatable humor, Blanket Logic celebrates one simple truth: There is no right way to sleep. There is only Blanket Logic. Whether you're shopping for yourself or looking for the perfect gift for someone who loves being cozy, this book is guaranteed to bring smiles, laughter, and perhaps a new appreciation for that favorite blanket you've had for years. Warning: Side effects may include checking your bed to see how many blankets are really on it... and buying one more.