Confessions of a Cat Servant

Does your cat think every room is a stage and every human is staff? Written by Hannah Winslow, this witty, self-aware guide mixes pop psychology and real-life cat behavior into laugh-out-loud survival advice. It invites modern cat parents to explore why their fur-covered roommates act like entitled influencers while teaching us to laugh, not lecture. Inside You'll Discover: ?? Love-bombing and purr-switching explained ?? Gaslighting with a purr: rewriting reality, one meow at a time ?? The drama triangle—cat, human, and social media ?? Toxic positivity and other lies your cat tells you ?? Boundaries, baby: stop being your cat's therapist ?? How your cat mirrors your own quirks (and why that's funny) ?? Why laughter—not logic—is the key to coexistence ?? Gentle reflections on acceptance, chaos, and unconditional love Worried it's "just another meme book"? Think again. This isn't fluff—well, except literally. Confessions of a Cat Servant delivers sharp, relatable comedy that educated readers can proudly display or gift. No heavy psychology, no dense theory—just intelligent satire that turns daily frustration into laughter and relief. Join thousands of witty cat lovers learning to laugh first and lint-roll later!