Crufty Bitch

Little did Kate O'Connell know when she sold Poopy's discarded bitches that the half monkey face and mesmerizing eyes were eventually to be acclaimed by Crufts and throughout the Irish Canine Republic. However Lady Allypisangle of the local manor, always on the look out for a novelty snapped up the brood. To Kate O' Connell's shock, the Lady got a first at the Dublin Crufts. So whilst Lady A was being presented with her prize, Kate snatched 'Cookie' from it's booth and made haste back to her cottage at Allypisangle. Then Kate realising she was hording hot property, one night, surreptitiously returned the animal to the manor. The weeping Lady A,suddenly heard a loud squeal. She rushed to the door to find her prize winner suspended in mid air clawed by the famous Black Devil Eagle, then in a panic reached for her rifle and shot it stone dead A satirical Irish comedy that just keeps 'ago-in'