God Complex: Sibling Rivalries, Lightning Bolts, and Other Olympian Disasters

?? God Complex: Sibling Rivalries, Lightning Bolts, and Other Olympian Disasters by Homer Sapien If your family reunions are awkward, imagine being part of a divine soap opera where your brother hurls earthquakes when he's mad, your dad swallowed your siblings, and your favorite pastime is seducing mortals disguised as a swan. Welcome to Mount Olympus, where the egos are immortal, and the therapy bills are eternal. In God Complex, Homer Sapien invites you behind the celestial curtain for an all-access, front-row seat to the ultimate dysfunctional family drama. It's a scandal-packed tell-all where Zeus can't keep it in his toga, Hera's vengeance makes Real Housewives look like preschool, and Hades just wants everyone to leave him alone in his goth cave. From divine tantrums to epic grudges, this book breaks down the myths we thought we knew — and reveals that the gods aren't just powerful, they're also hilariously petty. Who knew immortality came with this much baggage? Why should you read this divine mess? Because your siblings may be annoying, but they've (probably) never chained you to a mountain. You'll never look at thunderstorms the same way again. Learn what not to do if you're handed dominion over the entire sky. Meet the entire mythological squad: drama queens, eternal bachelors, and chaos agents — all with delusions of grandeur. And if you can't get enough of Olympian antics, dive into other masterpieces by Homer Sapien, like The Odd-yssey of Odysseus (one man's epic struggle with accountability) and Achilles' Heel and Other Poor Life Choices — a deep dive into warrior rage and sandal fashion. Because when the gods are just as messy as we are, mythology becomes way more fun.