God, Inc.: The Almighty Goes Public

Heaven has a logo now. There's an HR department for saints, an AI that allocates miracles, and an IPO ringing across the clouds. Welcome to God, Inc.—where faith is a product, grace is a metric, and the afterlife runs on quarterly targets. Eli Trent, a weary human consultant in the Division of Faith Metrics, spends his days auditing prayers, filing miracle reports, and pretending the Algorithm of Grace isn't quietly deciding who deserves mercy. Angels burn out. Demons run workshops. Lucifer shows up as an "efficiency architect" with a deck and a smile. And when Heaven's stock price rockets, the entire cosmos learns what happens when belief becomes a market. As glitches, cover-ups, and "surprise blessings" pile up, Eli stumbles onto a simple, dangerous truth: grace resists automation. With a whistleblower memo in his inbox and an entire corporate afterlife to answer to, he has to choose between compliance and conscience before the next earnings call. God, Inc.: The Almighty Goes Public is a blisteringly funny, unsettlingly timely satire. It skewers bureaucracy, capitalism, and our hunger to measure the immeasurable—without losing sight of the stubborn, human hope that refuses to be optimized.