Her Alien Hoarder

Humans hoard cats. Kytol hoards raccoons. I'm just the animal control officer trying to get a leash on the situation. Earth's Wildlife and You: A Primer should be required reading for aliens. Unfortunately it isn't, and now I'm stuck in the unenviable position of explaining to green-skinned Kytol that no, raccoons aren't pets. Calls involving animal hoarding is one of the fastest ways to get me angry, but Kytol's menagerie of rescued raccoons is happy, healthy, and quells my initial reaction in a way I'm afraid to put my finger on. Shutting his little operation down is the last thing I want to do, but laws are laws, and I'm going to have to choose whether to break the law or my heart. Earth is the Dila Cluster's newest vacation hotspot. Deserts, oceans, crazy animals, unique human events; it has everything a curious alien could ask for. Humanity is still trying to play catch-up with that fact. All Dilaverse stories are cozy, low-stakes HEA/HFN romances where aliens come to Earth looking for fun times and end up getting more than they bargained for. Each Dilaverse story is in the wider multi-author Alien Quickies line, which means hot alien reads in under 30 minutes.