The Lighter Side Of Cruising Part One

The Lighter Side of Cruising: A Comedic Guide to Maritime Misadventures. Welcome aboard, you brave soul! Whether you're a salty sea dog or a landlubber, prepare to embark on a voyage of laughter and maritime mischief with yours truly, Steve Barker, your self-proclaimed cruise comedian and master of comedic cruises. I assure you that this journey will be anything but a 'titanic' snooze fest! This book is a delightful blend of helpful hints, mischievous tales, and knee-slapping moments, all revolving around the enchanting realm of cruising. Imagine sailing the high seas with a grin on your face and a cocktail in your hand, without the queasiness and awkward captain's dinners. From the thrill of finding the perfect deck chair (hint: steer clear of the one next to the wailing toddler) to the dangers of indulging at the midnight chocolate feast, I'm here to spill the beans. Forget the stuffy, serious guides—this book is about living the cruise adventure through my eyes, in all its chaotic and side-splitting glory. It's your personal roadmap to savouring every wave of your cruise adventure, with a mix of practical advice and humorous escapades that you won't find anywhere else. Joking aside, but only for a moment, there is a bit at the back to help those who haven't cruised before to choose their own misadventures. So, get ready to laugh, learn, and maybe even snort your piña colada out of your nose. Welcome to the lighter side of cruising! Bon voyage!