Olympus' Chump

The Mythniks Saga, Book One Pandora has been cursed for thousands of years. Not the "wander the earth and learn important lessons" kind of curse—more the clean-up-the-gods'-messes-or-else type. Whenever a myth goes off-script, she's the one sent to snag it before it breaks reality. Now the wedding of Orpheus and Eurydice is set to become the apocalypse's opening act. Medea plans to siphon off the couple's wedding-night magic to forge a key to Tartarus. One turn of that key, and the Titans will run rampant. To stop her, Pandora must navigate a world crawling with Mythniks—the surviving flotsam of ancient Greece's divine soap opera. Gods, monsters, demigods, villains, and heroes long past their prime… all with their own grudges, schemes, and dangerously bad ideas. Some want her dead. Some might help. Most are just in the way. Snarky, fast-paced, and gleefully irreverent, Olympus' Chump launches The Mythniks Saga, a mythological comedy-action adventure for readers who like their fantasy clever, their banter sharp, and their comedy chaotic. Dive into Pandora's first misadventure today—and discover why immortality is so much more exhausting than it looks.