Oops! I healed The World

Dr. Elvin Mortar just wanted to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, the world had other plans — mostly involving rejection letters, underfunded labs, and tech startups selling dog sunglasses. After being ignored by every investor, government, and scientific board on Earth, Elvin finally snaps. If humanity doesn't want to be cured, he'll just wipe it out. Simple plan. Evil genius. What could possibly go wrong? Everything. Because every time Dr. Mortar creates a killer bioweapon… it heals something instead. His plague for mass extinction cures lung cancer. His apocalypse mist reverses climate change. His doomsday virus makes politicians honest (briefly, but still miraculous). Now, the entire planet worships him as a savior — the one thing he never wanted to be. Celebrities quote him. Governments beg him. Influencers start a #ThanksElvin trend. Meanwhile, he's locked in his lab, screaming at his morally confused AI assistant who keeps "ethically editing" his evil plans. As chaos, cults, and accidental miracles spiral out of control, Elvin must decide: Will he embrace the role of reluctant hero? Or finally find a way to destroy a world that refuses to die — no matter how hard he tries? Oops! I Healed the World is a wildly original dark comedy about science, stupidity, and the hilarious chaos of good intentions gone horribly, wonderfully wrong. A laugh-out-loud satire for fans of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Don't Look Up, and Despicable Me.