Procrastination Pro: The Art of Doing Everything but That One Thing

Are you tired of beating yourself up for putting things off? What if procrastination isn't the enemy but a secret superpower waiting to be embraced? How to Procrastinate is not your usual "hustle harder" self-help book. It's a witty, psychology-inspired guide that transforms the art of delay into a lifestyle filled with humor, creativity, and oddly productive distractions. Inside, you'll discover why cleaning your desk feels like progress, how making endless lists can be therapeutic, why meal-prep suddenly becomes a spiritual practice when deadlines loom, and how scrolling through your phone with "intention" might just count as research. With 23 delightfully rebellious chapters, this book redefines procrastination as self-care, stress relief, and yes—even personal growth. Whether you're dodging work, avoiding emails, or perfecting your coffee ritual before "getting started," this book will show you how to transform your everyday stalling tactics into small victories. Perfect for readers who love self-help with a twist, psychology with humor, and productivity advice that doesn't guilt-trip you. If you've ever thought, "I'll do it tomorrow"—this is the book you were meant to pick up today.