Size Matters

Get ready to lace up for the wildest ride in sneaker history with SIZE MATTERS: ESPECIALLY WHEN IT'S THE LAST PAIR ON EARTH — the only survival guide you'll ever need when kicks are scarce, style is life, and apocalypse-ready feet demand more than just rubber soles. This tongue-in-cheek, adrenaline-fueled extravaganza dives deep into sneaker culture's most ridiculous, passionate, and downright savage moments—from hypebeasts battling for that limited drop to sneakerheads hoarding their holy grails like dragon-guarded treasure. Think "Mad Max" meets "Sneaker Con" in a dystopian playground where resale prices soar higher than any air bubble and every scuff tells a story of survival, street cred, and straight-up madness. Packed with sarcasm, snark, and sneaker science, this book delivers everything from sneaker wars, rare kicks, hyped releases, to underground trades and sneakerhead rituals—because when the last pair on Earth is up for grabs, the stakes are higher than your favorite Air Max's sole. It's a cultural deep dive into obsession, identity, and the cutthroat economics of kicks in a world gone crazy. Whether you're a collector, a wearer, or just here for the laughs and drama, SIZE MATTERS will have you hooked with its razor-sharp wit, thrilling tales of sneakerhead survival, and the eternal question: to wear or to sell? Spoiler alert—both choices come with epic consequences and zero refunds. Step in, strap tight, and prepare for a gravity-defying, style-crushing, sole-stomping journey you never knew you needed but won't be able to put down. Because when the world's ending, and sneakers are all that's left, trust us—SIZE MATTERS more than ever.