StarFlunk Academy: Orientation Was a Mistake

Welcome to Starflunk Academy—where failure isn't just an option... it's the curriculum. Somewhere in the galaxy's forgotten corner floats a barely accredited space school running on outdated tech, bad decisions, and maybe a sentient vending machine. It's called Starflunk. No one applies. You just end up here. Meet Squad 404 - a team of misfit cadets who couldn't pass a galactic entrance exam if their lives depended on it. There's Tara, the tactician with control issues and a cyber-arm she doesn't talk about. Jax, the pilot prodigy with more ego than flight hours. Reef, the neurotic genius who can code reality but can't make eye contact. Kai, who weaponizes glitter and sarcasm like it's an artform. Zim, a slug-like mystery who hums his emotions. And Klee… well, she's part squirrel, part soft revolution. They were supposed to stay out of trouble. Then someone broke the narrative. Now the cafeteria loops at lunch. The suggestion box might be plotting something. And there's a rogue signal rewriting reality from inside the school's outdated grid. Oh, and Jerry's here. He's the narrator. Against his will. As midterms glitch into mascot uprisings, emotional rewrites, and bureaucratic horror, the cadets must face their biggest challenge yet: Discovering who they really are… in a system built to define them. Gloriously weird, laugh-out-loud absurd, and surprisingly heartfelt, Starflunk Academy: Orientation Was a Mistake launches a genre-bending, satirical sci-fi series that breaks every rule - especially the ones it writes itself. This is not the chosen one's story. This is the story of the squad who flunked upward and made chaos their major. If Douglas Adams wrote Mean Girls in space - with recursive glitches, intergalactic mascots, and emotional explosions-it might look something like this.