Tariff Schmariff

Tired of doom-scrolling through economic catastrophe? Exhausted by experts explaining how Trump's latest tariff tantrum will destroy civilization as we know it? Take a break and laugh your way through the absurdity with "Tariff Schmariff"—because sometimes the only sane response to insanity is satire. While pundits analyze and markets panic, "Tariff Schmariff" focuses on what really matters: Customs agents raiding Waffle Houses nationwide to collect tariffs from confused senior citizens eating Belgian waffles. A Nigerian prince offering his "unique tariff circumvention services" in his latest email scam promising to unlock millions in frozen export duties. And yes, the surprise Broadway hit musical "Tariff on the Roof" where dancing customs officials perform showstopping numbers about import declarations. This isn't another anxious analysis of global trade policy. It's your permission to laugh when the world has gone mad. It's your reminder that even in the midst of economic chaos, humor is still our most valuable untaxed import. So put down that terrifying economic forecast and pick up "Tariff Schmariff." Your blood pressure will thank you.