Weird History Facts For Sleep

This audiobook is narrated by a digital voice. Sometimes, the best way to fall asleep is with stories that don’t matter—at all. Boring Useless History Facts For Sleep is your nightly ticket to drift off through the most bizarre corners of human history—without drama, urgency, or relevance. These historical oddities are so fascinating and so thoroughly unimportant, they’ll soothe your mind straight into slumber. Learn how ancient Egyptians used moldy bread to heal wounds, how Marie Curie’s notebooks are still radioactive, or why Vikings never wore horned helmets. You’ll hear about Aztec chocolate fraud, the world’s shortest war (under an hour), Cleopatra’s surprising place in the timeline, and the real reason Napoleon lost to a bunch of rabbits. From ancient computers to medieval bathing myths, every fact is curious, useless, and utterly relaxing. The slow pace and low-stakes storytelling make it perfect for bedtime listening. Whether you remember any of it by morning is entirely optional. All that matters is that you fall asleep a little more entertained—and maybe slightly more knowledgeable about the strange, dusty corners of human history.