Well, Well, Well, Where Did It God?

In the whimsical world of Tirrabooloo, everything talks — from sheep with anxiety disorders to sarcastic boulders and peacocks who fancy themselves detectives. But when the village's magical talking well — the legendary Wishwell — mysteriously vanishes overnight, panic ripples through the land like bad plumbing. Enter Sir Guffaw, a monocled peacock with zero experience in detective work but plenty of flair. Joined by Nora Noodlebrain, a forgetful journalist, Grumbleton the Grouchy Rock, Twiggy the Gossip Tree, and Toffee, a sheep who faints at the word "Well," they set off on a chaotic, clue-chasing adventure. Their journey leads them through dramatic forests, flirtatious rivers, sock-dimensional portals, and into a dimension ruled by forgotten furniture. Along the way, they uncover unhelpful prophecies, unruly clouds, and inconvenient truths about the well's secret ambition to become a motivational speaker. Will they bring the well home? Or will Tirrabooloo become a well-less wilderness of wishless woe? Perfect for readers who love Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or just really weird wells, Well, Well, Well… Where Did It Go? is a laugh-out-loud tale about friendship, foolishness, and finding meaning in the most unexpected places (like under a suspicious mushroom).