Covfefe & Consequences: A MAGA Memoir

A Satirical Exposé on the Most Tremendous, Best People in America You've seen them at Walmart. You've heard them on Facebook. You've watched them scream at Starbucks baristas, boycott rainbow-colored M&Ms, and declare war on scientific facts. Now, it's time to take a hilariously brutal deep dive into the most fragile, angry, and completely unhinged movement in modern American history—MAGA. In Covfefe & Consequences, we explore the delusions, contradictions, and full-scale temper tantrums of Trump's most devoted fans. From the War on Christmas to the obsession with Hunter Biden's laptop, from screaming about stolen elections to sobbing when Twitter finally banned them, this book exposes the absolute madness of MAGA culture—one conspiracy at a time. MAGA supporters have mastered the art of denying reality in three easy steps, believing that every election they lose is rigged, every minor inconvenience is an attack on their freedom, and every immigrant is somehow both stealing jobs and too lazy to work. They rage against the deep state while sending their Social Security checks to a billionaire's fake legal defense fund. They demand free speech but scream "cancel culture" the moment anyone disagrees with them. They think they are warriors for truth while living in an alternate reality built on bad memes and worse ideas. If you've ever wondered how an entire political movement was built on a mix of blind loyalty, bad economics, and an absolute misunderstanding of the Constitution, this book is your answer. Sharp, hilarious, and brutally honest, Covfefe & Consequences is a must-read for anyone who has spent the last decade screaming "ARE YOU SERIOUS?!" at their television. Warning: This book may cause uncontrollable laughter, repeated sighing, and a newfound appreciation for therapy. Buy now—before the deep state cancels it!