Donald Trump is My Frickn' Guru

Politics got you down and out? Sick and tired and sad and mad? Of course you are. You're not alone. Want a worthy rescue remedy? Of course you do. Here, at last, care of bigly secret guru Donny, are a mosaic gaggle of Psy-Op Antivenin Hacks that really work, strategically camouflaged as sheer piffle (to keep them safely Underground; hidden so not forbidden.) If you celebrate the savage humor of Rick Wilson, best-selling author of Everything Trump Touches Dies, you'll get your mental mojo back - and more - from the heart-warming, nay, charming new life-coaching manual, "Donald Trump Is My [frickn'] Guru (or, De-Constructing the Mirage of Despair." It isn't what you think. Except it is. Learn to mind your mind so you can set your mind at ease. Acquire, read, apply, prevail. A. Lady is said to be the pen name of an Off-Off-Broadway playwright best known for their madcap 3-act dark comedy, "Sacco and Vanzetti Meet Julius and Ethel Rosenberg!!! (or, Patrick Henry in Hell)," described as "devastatingly funny;" like a "collaboration between Andy Warhol and Eugene Ionesco." They belong to the Dramatists' Guild. They were responsible for a locally-beloved mindfulness advice column for Cape Women Online called "The Department of Meditation, Etc" and were fully responsible for two saucy blogs, "No Blood for Hubris" and "Buddhist Jihad," both now extinct, because, well, impermanence.