The Duke's Golden Catastrophe

A Most Respectable Romance… that swiftly loses all respectability. Dorian Blackthorn Ravenshade, Duke of Hawksmoor, has survived duels, scandals, and an inexplicable number of collapsing chandeliers. His life is a carefully cultivated exercise in dignified suffering—until Lady Seraphina Fawnwhisper plummets directly into his existence (and occasionally into his arms) with the destructive grace of a Regency-era hurricane. She is chaos. He is order. And fate—assisted by a deeply malevolent goose—has decided they are to be very much in love. Between mysterious duels, catastrophic misunderstandings, and one very persistent waterfowl, Hawksmoor finds himself drawn into London's most outrageous scandal yet. Can he survive Seraphina's endless disasters? Or will he succumb to the most shocking fate of all—marriage? A Regency Romance Gone Terribly, Terribly Wrong. Features: Untrustworthy chandeliers, an unwanted pirate suitor, and an all-knowing goose. WARNING: Contains wildly dramatic prose, excessive cravat-related tension, and zero historical accuracy. Fans of satirical, absurd romantic comedies, old-school bodice-rippers, and books that refuse to take themselves seriously will adore The Duke's Golden Catastrophe.