Diplomacy and Delusion

In this razor-sharp political satire, Dean Drucker—a distinguished, fictional Harvard educator with a polished resume and a penchant for academic gravitas—offers a "high-level" analysis of global diplomacy. On the surface, the book compares the legendary Camp David Accords brokered by President Jimmy Carter with a recent, highly publicized meeting in Qatar. With theatrical eloquence and a chalkboard full of wisdom, Drucker presents key contrasts between the humility and determination of Carter, Begin, and Sadat in 1978—and the bluster, branding, and billion-dollar entourages of modern power players. What begins as a scholarly comparison unfolds into a witty exposé of performative diplomacy in the age of influencers and image management. But here's the twist: Dean Drucker isn't who he claims to be. The book builds its case with mock-academic footnotes, fictional faculty endorsements, and dramatic behind-the-scenes tales—before ultimately pulling back the curtain. In a delightful and poignant reveal, we discover that "Dean Drucker" is actually the longtime front gate attendant of one of the thousands of retirement communities in Florida. He's been watching world events from his post and writing between car check-ins and dog biscuit handouts over ten years. What he lacks in Ivy League credentials, he makes up for in clarity, conscience, and common sense. A brilliant blend of humor, heart, and historical reflection, this work isn't just about Middle East peace—it's about the absurd theater of modern politics, the wisdom of lived experience, and the truth that sometimes the best perspective on power comes from the people standing just outside the gate. Perfect for fans of The Daily Show, Catch-22, or the essays of David Sedaris, Camp David vs. Qatar will have readers laughing out loud—and then thinking twice. Published by Dean Drucker Press.