I Am Annoyed: One Man's Rants Against This Annoying World

Aaron Schultz is ANNOYED, and he's decided to do something about it. No, not anything constructive, instead he just wrote a book about everything that annoys him in a series of over-the-top comedic rants. Here are a few examples of the things that annoy the author: pretentious hipsters, people who talk loudly in restaurants, disgusting public restrooms, pandering politicians, religious extremists, intercourse remorse, overly cheerful people, overly negative people, unfunny guy who thinks he's a stand-up comic, kids throwing tantrums in public while their wimpy parents plead for them to take a "time-out," bad childhood memories, and even his own annoying self. All these annoyances are covered in great detail in this book, along with dozens and dozens more. So if you're annoyed by life in general and you just want someone else to relate to, or if you get your jollies off on the misery of others and you delight in the fact that there is a guy that is so annoyed by so many stupid things, or if you're easily offended by foul language, lewd topics, and crass humor and you want something else to get your blood boiling, or if you just want a good laugh at this annoying world, then this book is for you. So what are you waiting for, let's all get annoyed! (Damn, that sounded so fucking annoying).